What Dire Offence

soshi saiztaemi
pyoor greetin like
gihtoot
jis gihtoot
ahv hid enuff
ah cannae taykit ennymair
innalooksiter
innasaiz
well thi door swings baith weys dint it
innoota walks
jis like thaht

1 Comment »

  1. G-gal Said,

    February 9, 2011 @ 3:08 am

    Translation for Yorkshire readers

    Gerraat!
    she ruwered
    Jus gerraat, avaddit wi yorn naa!
    beyfin, shi wo – proper beyfin
    anyaar, asseztuwer
    aye, ano wot thaz onabaat cocka
    anna fuct off reyt fast
    afuwer shi cud say owt.

RSS feed for comments on this post · TrackBack URI

Leave a Comment